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En la hacienda, a mi t\u00edo Bol\u00edvar, un joven pocos a\u00f1os mayor a sus sobrinos, le dec\u00edan San Mart\u00edn de Porres.\u00a0 Cuando vi una estampa de San Mart\u00edn, no entend\u00ed para nada el apodo pues mi t\u00edo era blanco y colorado. Pregunt\u00e9 a do\u00f1a Felicia que todo lo sab\u00eda, se sonri\u00f3 y dijo, -\u00bfEs que no ves que \u00e9l hace comer en el mismo plato a perro, pericote y gato?\u00a0 Lo cierto es que era amante de los animales y uno pod\u00eda ver a su perico subido sobre su gato que com\u00eda junto con el perro en el mismo plato.\u00a0 As\u00ed que cuando la abuelita dec\u00eda que se dejaran de pelear como perro y gato, tal amonestaci\u00f3n no ten\u00eda fundamento. El t\u00edo era due\u00f1o de un tigrillo al que s\u00f3lo \u00e9l daba de comer, de su mano;\u00a0 los diosted\u00e9 y los guacamayos, respond\u00edan como gallinas cuando \u00e9l los llamaba a comer;\u00a0 ten\u00eda un mono, que se llevaba bien con el gato y con el perro y com\u00eda en una silla en la mesa de la cocina pero eso s\u00ed, jalaba el pelo a toda muchacha que pasara por su lado; el mismo preparaba el pan de dulce remojado en leche para distribuir en cada jaula de p\u00e1jaros.<\/p>\n

Gatos y ratones, eran temas de conversaci\u00f3n en las mesas campesinas. -Gato con guantes no caza ratones, les dec\u00eda mi abuelo a la cuadrilla de peones, cuando seg\u00fan \u00e9l se pon\u00edan exquisitos y no quer\u00edan llevar a cabo alguna tarea un tanto pesada. \u2013Tienen que ponerse mano a la obra y darle duro al machete, sino, no nos bajamos la monta\u00f1a.\u00a0 Mi abuelita, en cambio,\u00a0 a las muchachas les dec\u00eda: Barco parado, no gana flete.-\u00a0 Yo entend\u00eda como parecidas las dos amonestaciones.<\/p>\n

Pero, donde m\u00e1s o\u00ed mentar a gatos y ratones, fue en las tertulias pol\u00edticas cuando los amigos del pueblo conversaban acerca de las futuras elecciones.-\u00a0 Hab\u00eda un se\u00f1or que hab\u00eda sido ya dos veces Presidente del Concejo y aunque los j\u00f3venes quer\u00edan un candidato de recambio, ten\u00edan miedo del poder econ\u00f3mico y pol\u00edtico de aquel personaje; mi abuelo que los alentaba, les dec\u00eda, \u00e1nimo chicos,\u00a0 es cuesti\u00f3n de organizarse porque Uds. son muchos y \u201ccien ratones a un gato, le dan un mal rato\u201d.\u00a0 Adem\u00e1s, para tratar de influirlos les dec\u00eda, -Ud. saben el refr\u00e1n, \u201chazte fama y\u00a0 \u00e9chate a la cama.\u201d \u00a0– El hombre est\u00e1 tan seguro de su poder, tiene tanta fama de ganador, que no va a hacer campa\u00f1a mientras tanto, Uds., a trabajar como hormigas, les endilgaba.\u00a0 Los arengaba, – Acu\u00e9rdense \u00a0que, \u201cmientras el gato, duerme, los ratones se pasean\u201d. \u00a0\u00a1Dejen que \u00e9l duerma sobre sus laureles y Uds., a trabajar!\u00a0 Esto les gust\u00f3 a los chicos que lograron armar una campa\u00f1a donde triunf\u00f3 su lista de concejales y lograron tener su Presidente de Concejo. \u00a0Cuando \u00e9l entraba en campa\u00f1a, los compa\u00f1eros de partido, incluso de otros cantones y desde la capital de la provincia, lo iban a consultar pues sab\u00eda todas las estratagemas que hab\u00eda que aplicar.\u00a0 -Ja, ja, ja, se re\u00eda complacido, cuando lo iban a felicitar por alguna certera indicaci\u00f3n, -\u201cRat\u00f3n con buen olfato, nunca lo sorprende el gato\u201d, contestaba.-<\/p>\n

Mi abuelo pertenec\u00eda al Partido Liberal Radical Ecuatoriano y lleg\u00f3 a ser muchas veces Presidente del Concejo de Pasaje.-\u00a0 Don Aurelio, acepte Ud. ser Gobernador de El Oro, le dec\u00edan sus compadres. -\u00a1No, no mi amigo!, Prefiero ser cabeza de rat\u00f3n que cola de le\u00f3n.-\u00a0 Aqu\u00ed soy yo el que mando porque me ha elegido la gente, mi gente.- Como Gobernador, ser\u00e9 simplemente un ilustre empleado del Presidente.<\/p>\n

Pero, el dicho que m\u00e1s tarde en comprender su significado fue el que dice: \u201cGato viejo, rat\u00f3n tierno.\u201d\u00a0 A que no les suena esto a viejos verdes!!<\/p>\n

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Rat\u00f3n Rat\u00f3n!<\/em><\/p>\n

-Qu\u00e9 quieres gato ladr\u00f3n?<\/em><\/p>\n

-Comerte quiero!<\/em><\/p>\n

-C\u00f3meme si puedes!<\/em><\/p>\n

– Estas gordito?<\/em><\/p>\n

– Hasta la punta del rabito!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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