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Evangelita era una chica muy alegre que alguna comadre dej\u00f3 en casa de la abuelita Paulina. Tendr\u00eda como unos 18 a\u00f1os y su mam\u00e1 no quer\u00eda hacerse responsable de una adolescente que era hija del marido, porque en la monta\u00f1a, donde viv\u00eda, ten\u00eda seis hijos m\u00e1s, incluyendo un reci\u00e9n nacido. De la sala a la cocina, cantaba y cantaba las canciones que aprend\u00eda del radio siempre prendido.\u00a0 En aquella \u00e9poca se o\u00eda mucho canciones de los huasos chilenos as\u00ed que una de las preferidas de Evangelita era \u00e9sta:<\/p>\n

\u201cErase un pollito bien plantado, <\/em><\/p>\n

que marcaba el paso en una esquina,<\/em><\/p>\n

Con su mejor traje endomingado,<\/em><\/p>\n

Echabale el ojo a una gallina,<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

Quiso el hado ingrato que \u00e9sta fuera<\/em><\/p>\n

una coquetuela sin piedad, <\/em><\/p>\n

que del pobre pollo se riese, <\/em><\/p>\n

hasta que se supo la verdad.<\/em><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

El pobre pollo, enamorado, <\/em><\/p>\n

llora sus penas desconsolado, <\/em><\/p>\n

por la gallina de francolina <\/em><\/p>\n

que puso un huevo en la cocina.\u201d\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Los ni\u00f1os de la casa, a voz en cuello d\u00e1ndose vuelo en la hamaca, repet\u00edan la alegre tonada que los hac\u00eda morir de risa imaginando la escena.\u00a0 Es que coincid\u00eda que a un mocet\u00f3n, alto y bien plantado de la hacienda, le dec\u00edan EL POLLO y siempre andaba mal parado porque sufr\u00eda permanentemente de mal de amores por fijarse en mujeres mayores que \u00e9l, que lo utilizaban para los mandados pero a la hora de abrir la puerta despu\u00e9s de los serenos, le arrojaban un balde de agua. \u00a0Sin embargo, \u00e9l no cejaba en sus intentos amorosos puesto que hablando de s\u00ed mismo dec\u00eda: -\u201cSoy un pollo pero tengo m\u00e1s plumas que un gallo<\/strong>.\u201d<\/p>\n

Pero, Don Toribio, otro bien parado capataz de la hacienda, hac\u00eda gala de sus conquistas femeninas.\u00a0 Se le burlaban diciendo que s\u00f3lo conquistaba en su imaginaci\u00f3n, que ya era un \u201cgallo desplumado.\u201d\u00a0\u00a0 El se paraba firme, con la mano se hac\u00eda el poco pelo que le quedaba hacia atr\u00e1s, sum\u00eda la barriga, sacaba pecho y dec\u00eda: – Un momento, aunque les moleste: He aqu\u00ed un pollo! Luego hac\u00eda una peque\u00f1a reverencia y advert\u00eda: –Pollo, de varios hervores\u2026 pero pollo!<\/strong> Gran carcajada general de su audiencia. \u00a0Este hombre siempre ten\u00eda an\u00e9cdotas y dichos que causaban hilaridad y por tanto todos lo buscaban para jalarle la lengua.<\/p>\n

Recuerdo que le encantaba ir a todos los velorios, especialmente cuando el muerto dejaba viuda. Claro que era para estar en el centro de la comelona, el chisme y el juego del cuarenta pero \u00e9l dec\u00eda que era para dar consuelo a la afligida enlutada porque, sentenciaba: –Cuando muere el gallo, la gallina a cualquier pollo se arrima. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Este mismo Don Toribio, probablemente dolido por alg\u00fan desaire de alguna dama, dec\u00eda que hay algunas que se creen muy-muy, como si fueran la crema y nata del pueblo pero no, simplemente son unas cre\u00eddas y farsantes pues, seg\u00fan \u00e9l –Comen frijoles y eructan pollo<\/strong>.\u00a0 Risotadas de su audiencia que siempre le hac\u00eda ruedo.<\/p>\n

Sin embargo de\u00a0 sus devaneos amorosos, Don Toribio siempre volv\u00eda a las andadas porque, seg\u00fan<\/p>\n

\u00e9l: – El que no arriesga un huevo no saca un pollo. <\/strong><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n

Y as\u00ed los pollos, no s\u00f3lo estaban en el gallinero sino en la boca de todos, especialmente de las amorosas madres que ense\u00f1aban a sus hijitos, la canci\u00f3n de siempre: Los pollitos dicen p\u00edo p\u00edo p\u00edo, cuando tienen hambre, cuando tienen fr\u00edo….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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