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El heladero Herminio, hombre muy popular en el pueblo, cada tarde aparec\u00eda gritando por las calles, -A vender los helados!!! \u2013 Heladitos de leche!!! Heladitos de leche de vaca negra y hueeeevos de gallina patuchaaaa!!.-\u00a0 Sin embargo, los domingos, se paraba frente a la puerta abierta de la peque\u00f1a Iglesia, a esperar que salieran los feligreses de la misa.<\/p>\n

Un domingo, el cura se hab\u00eda preparado para un serm\u00f3n motivador.-\u00a0 En su alocuci\u00f3n, hac\u00eda una pausa y dec\u00eda \u2013\u00bfA qu\u00e9 vino Dios al mundo?\u00a0 Silencio sepulcral\u2026 Y de repente, una voz reson\u00f3:\u00a0 -A tomar helados, A tomar helados\u2026!\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 -Murmuraciones en la sala.-\u00a0 El padrecito medio se descompuso pero luego retom\u00f3 la pr\u00e9dica:\u00a0 – \u00bfDe qu\u00e9 est\u00e1 hecha el alma humana? \u2026. Y toda la audiencia enmudec\u00eda\u2026\u00a0 Y, de atr\u00e1s una voz:\u00a0 –\u00a0 De coco y leche, de coco y leche.-\u00a0 El pobre padre ya no pudo m\u00e1s de la indignaci\u00f3n y dice:\u00a0 – \u00bfQui\u00e9n es ese malcriado que me interrumpe y profiere sacrilegios!!!\u00a0 — Se va el heladero!!! se va el heladero!!.-\u00a0 Contest\u00f3 una voz que se alejaba.-<\/p>\n

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