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El hijo de los vecinos de la finca de los abuelos era \u00a0un buen mozo, alto y colorado, arrogante y de buen verbo, que exhib\u00eda sus camisas a la moda y su camioneta, para encanto de las jovencitas del lugar.\u00a0 Era conocido como el Pavo Calero pues, al igual que un pavo se infla de orgullo exhibiendo sus plumas ante la admiraci\u00f3n de las f\u00e9minas de la granja, don Calero se paseaba, sacando pecho, haci\u00e9ndose notar, esto es, se pavoneaba.<\/p>\n

En cambio, la hembra del pavo, que es deslucida al lado de la elegancia del macho, ha servido para que llamen pavas, pavitas, a jovencitas t\u00edmidas, que pasan desapercibidas, que no se acicalan ni se visten a la moda.\u00a0 Pero, los mocetones van a conseguir \u201cpavitas\u201d, esto es, a enamorar chicas ingenuas, sencillas, a quienes no temen acercarse porque las muy llamativas, los asustan ya que, aunque muy \u201cpavos\u201d no est\u00e1n tan seguros de agradar a las m\u00e1s pizpiretas.\u00a0 As\u00ed, se pavoneaban los chicos, parados alrededor de un banco del parque del pueblo mientras las \u201cpavitas\u201d,\u00a0 conversando entre ellas, mirando el suelo y de reojo a los muchachos, se daban la vuelta al parque.<\/p>\n

Cuando alguien va por all\u00ed, deambulando sin hacer nada, le dicen que est\u00e1 paveando, del verbo \u201cpavear\u201d.\u00a0 As\u00ed se puede o\u00edr a una madre decir, d\u00e9jate de andar paveando y haz pronto tus deberes.<\/p>\n

Y, si alguien deja de asistir a un evento programado, se dice que se ha hecho \u201cla pava\u201d.\u00a0\u00a0 Cuando ves un grupo de chicos o chicas que a la hora de clases, andan por los centros comerciales o parques de la ciudad, de seguro que se hicieron la pava. \u00bfQui\u00e9n no se acuerda de haberse hecho la pava para ir con el enamorado al cine o a pasear por el parque?<\/p>\n

La gran rega\u00f1ina que daban las se\u00f1oras a las muchachas de servicio, cuando andaban haraganeando y yendo de un lado a otro pretendiendo que realizaban alguna tarea del hogar, \u201candas como pava zonza\u201d,\u00a0 esto es, andas como aturdida, como tonta.<\/p>\n

Y acaso los elegantes caballeros de anta\u00f1o no paseaban por \u00a0la Avenida 9 de Octubre con una elegante \u201cpava\u201d cubriendo su testa?<\/p>\n

Yo o\u00eda a mi abuelo hablando con el t\u00edo Pancho, de tantas cosas y cuando el t\u00edo trataba de disminuir la importancia de alg\u00fan asunto, el abuelo dec\u00eda, toma en serio lo que digo, \u00a0que no es \u201cmoco de \u00a0\u00a0pavo\u201d. \u00a0\u00a1Imag\u00ednense mi desconcierto pensando la relaci\u00f3n entre el tema conversado y ese rojo y feo ap\u00e9ndice del arrogante pavo!\u00a0 Mucho despu\u00e9s investigu\u00e9 que el dicho ven\u00eda de la \u00e9poca en que los hombres usaban los relojes con cadena; \u00e9sta era una provocaci\u00f3n para los ladrones, que aprovechaban las aglomeraciones de gente para manotear el reloj y dejar \u00a0colgando la cadena que lo sujetaba. Por lo tanto, el moco de pavo, es decir la cadena, era algo de \u00ednfimo valor.<\/p>\n

Quiz\u00e1s tambi\u00e9n, por eso, cuando alguien habla cosas balad\u00edes, tonter\u00edas, se le dice que habla \u201cpavadas\u201d.<\/p>\n

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